OSMOSIS

OMG I friggen love learning by osmosis. I'm like that friggen awesome garfield poster but better. I'm not sure why these clothes don't have gray fur all over them like everything else here, but I can fix that. But now it's bedtime - talking is hard... and draining.

I'm the DK of Canada

Did I ever tell you what happened to the supra from the first Fast and the Furious movie? Good, I'm gonna tell you.

I was just sneezin on my window and rolling in my piles of cash when this loser called me a buster! I was like WUUUUT BETCH?! Then he was like "lets let our cars talk," so I got in my G-wiz. After drifting circles around his bald head, I made him pay up and promise to stay out of Canada for keeps.

Now I roll around in that supra like a badass.

It never gets dark

WHERE ARE MY SHADES?! The sun never sets on a badass like me.

I am not pleased

I hate the world. I just want some damn water, but that loser kid doesn't leave it on as I request. I just hold my paw out and squeeze it shut; showing him how I'll squeeze his heart until it stops if I don't get my water soon. Also, what are these damn dishes doing in my way for the 24th day in a row? How am I supposed to achieve an optimal drinking angle with them there. I'll sneeze on them, then they'll learn their lesson.